Wise Words and Pieces of Advice by Josh Miller

If I’m not slapping any poon, I’m not dealing with any crazy.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

Are you quoting me on that?

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

When I was a kid, I got a Ken Barbie for Christmas. I was so pissed, but then I started playing with it and took it everywhere with me. It was the gay cowboy Ken.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

Babies are born with full heads.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller

Jajababy, why life so hard in China?!

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China is a very productive country. Due to all the productivity, competition rises and it tends to stress people out.

Don’t worry, my little eggroll. Things will be okay.

I should just stop talking forever.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

The guy that played him is real, but he isn’t as clueless and caring. He wouldn’t spend a whole 30 minutes to figure out what kind of snack I wanted using clues.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

If Steve were real, I would fuck him. He would be like, ‘Do you see the penis? I don’t see it. Let’s find clues,’ and then there would be a blue paw print on it.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.

JAJABABY WHY YOU SO ADVICEFUL?

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Because I am full of wisdom and knowledge, child.

You are the pimp for my whore words and my whore mouth.

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—	Wise words and pieces of advice by Josh Miller.